All I Ever Learned, I Learned from Anime

1 War sucks.
2 You CAN have too many women.
3 Smart people wear glasses.
4 Music foreshadows plot.
5 The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.
(Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)

6 When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.
7 Snow means love.
8 The best teams come in fives.
9 There's always room for flashbacks!
10 Speak quietly, pilot a big mech.
11 Believe in goddesses.
12 Teachers have excellent aim with small objects.
13 Vengeance with a mallet is the sweetest revenge of all.
14 Honor is sexy; villainy is irresistible.
15 Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.
16 The coolest weapon is still the sword.
17 The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend.
18 Female androids are sexy; male androids are....male androids.
19 School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open.

20 Love knows no race, species, or logic.
21 You can never have too much hair
22 Daydreaming leads to accidents.
23 Everyone wants to conquer Japan.
24 The cute, fuzzy creature isn't what it seems.
25 Cherry blossoms mean nostalgia.

26 Losing your temper can be therapeutic.
27 You can never have too many subplots.
28 If she sings, she's doomed.
29 You always remember the sad endings.
30 Outrageous vehicles only make the hero cooler.
31 The most virtuous character will die.
32 Hot water has innumerable benefits.
33 No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed.
(The same theory above applies to vomiting.)
34 The girl with the curly hair is always the seductress.

35 If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they're not blood related.
36 All demons/monsters have enormous genitalia.
37 It is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life.
38 The oldest sister is the nice one, the youngest sister is the brash one.
39 You can do anything to the human body as long as you hit the right pressure point.

40 Consuming enormous amounts of alcohol daily will never have ill effects.
41 Everyone in Japan has excellent singing voices.
42 No matter how many times you rebuild, Tokyo keeps getting destroyed
43 The martial arts expert is always defenseless against a slap from the girl who loves him.
44 TAKAHASHI'S LAW 1: Food is a powerful motivator.
45 When women are sent out to fight the bad guys, there's always a hunk busily watching over them, often in secret.
46 The longer it takes to say what your punch is called, the less effective it is.
47 "Baka" does not mean a student going for his baccalaureate degree. Stupid

48 The more possessive a woman gets, the less likely she will end up with the man of her dreams.
49 The fate of the planet rests in the hands of the seemingly normal high school student.
50 The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys.
51 Even the bravest souls can be made weak and helpless by the sight of a cute little puppy or kitten.
52 Never love a Gundam pilot : you're just destined for disappointment (or a funeral).
53 The vampire isn't _always_ the bad guy

54 Idiot captains win battles against impossible odds........................
55 Order takeout at every opportunity--you might get lucky with a wrong number.
56 The police are never anywhere there is a large amount of property damage.
57 A samurai sword can cut through anything.
58 Any love interest will always be possesed by a demon.
59 The sexiest girls are drawn by artists whose last names start with "U".
60 The English words in Jpop songs are put there only because they sound good, since they don't make any sense with the rest of the lyrics.
61 Don't trust the guys with two earrings.
62 Any truly evil person who changes sides for the woman he loves will die in that episode.
63 Hair comes in every shade of the rainbow - and we do mean pink, purple, blue, green....
64 The song "Cry Me a River" takes on a whole new meaning.

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